Food for Thought

I didn't want to pay for a personal trainer, so I got an impersonal trainer.

He doesn’t care if I show up at the gym or not. He doesn’t even know my name.

If I say “I just did 25 reps” he says “whatever….”

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I am afraid of ghost writers.

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Yesterday I toured a sewage plant. What a waste.

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I just got back from shopping at some outlet stores. I was nearly electrocuted.

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The other day I saw Vidal Sassoon. He did not look good. I know what that means for me...

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Rome wasn’t burnt in a day.

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Vegas odds on John Cougar Mellencamp v. Authority = Infinity to 1.

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Everyone dies, but not everyone lives, so Live, Love, and Laugh, as much as you can.